Yo ass es hella fantastic!!!! (just a casual random reminder)
THANKYOU ALEX U GOT A CUTE BOOTEY TOOO
as a woman I vow:
1. to never judge another based upon what she does with her vagina (sex or otherwise).
2. to always let help during a bathroom crisis (tampon? bobby pin? I got you).
3. to not immediately view every woman as competition.
I may still judge you because your outfit is fucked (I never said I was a saint), but this is my solemn vow.
"Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible."
I think unskippable ads on Youtube are the biggest fucking marketing fail, now I am more likely to purposely avoid buying your product out of pure bitter spite that you bitches made me wait.
A bitter blogger never forgives or forgets
my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math