missfeelsalloverdaplace:
Yo ass es hella fantastic!!!! (just a casual random reminder)

THANKYOU ALEX U GOT A CUTE BOOTEY TOOO

slow-riot:

Has anyone else ever seen these pictures of Jerry Seinfeld or am I slowly losing my mind to the infinite void of Bee Movie?

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Timestamp: 1406665437

slow-riot:

Has anyone else ever seen these pictures of Jerry Seinfeld or am I slowly losing my mind to the infinite void of Bee Movie?

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

as a woman I vow:

whothefuckisbambii:

1. to never judge another based upon what she does with her vagina (sex or otherwise).

2. to always let help during a bathroom crisis (tampon? bobby pin? I got you).

3. to not immediately view every woman as competition.

I may still judge you because your outfit is fucked (I never said I was a saint), but this is my solemn vow.

(Source: love-bambii, via mynewnameisfluffy)

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

(via nasterbate)

Timestamp: 1406665137

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

(via nasterbate)

linear-relationships:

linear-relationships:

I think unskippable ads on Youtube are the biggest fucking marketing fail, now I am more likely to purposely avoid buying your product out of pure bitter spite that you bitches made me wait.

A bitter blogger never forgives or forgets

(via mynewnameisfluffy)

lilyotters:

friend: so whats the gone series about?

me:

image

(via ihavegonebzrk)

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

(Source: baracks, via fake-mermaid)

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

(via a-coconut)

(Source: babyafrican, via pnsyparkinson)