dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

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(Source: mandrakescry, via misseverdeen)

sasstielnovak:

Collection of favourite Harry potter posts (part 2)

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sasstielnovak:

Collection of favourite Harry potter posts (part 2)

fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

image

(via communistbakery)

  • college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in

(Source: nerdjpg, via communistbakery)

intriguers:

how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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camusandcoffee:

i felt id share my touching masterpiece in regards to the scots referendum

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camusandcoffee:

i felt id share my touching masterpiece in regards to the scots referendum

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beyoncefashionstyle:

On The Run in Paris (Sep. 13)

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beyoncefashionstyle:

On The Run in Paris (Sep. 13)

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